WWF St. Valentines Day Report

Goldust vs BlueDust
Quikly Paced Matched , about 5 minutes in length as Goldust paid BlueDust back after BlueDust cost Goldust his match with Gillberg on Raw Saturday Night. Goldust then nailed BlueDust with the Curtain Call for the 3 count pinfall and nailed the Shattered Dreams kick afterwards.
Holly vs Road-Dog
Holly vs Road-Dog in a falls count anywhere match is going on , they are all over the arena. Outside , inside. Chairs/Tables you name it. Right now Bob Holly is getting beat up by Snow but always seems to counter before Snow can put him away.
Holly vs Snow
Holly vs Snow - Sorry I said Holly vs Road-Dog earlier , my bad. Anyways Holly got the win when he got Al Snow caught in a fence and then countered by pinning him. During the match (which was mostly outside) they battled into the Mississippi River and both played in 'Cold' water for minutes. Anyways Holly is the new Hardcore Champion.
Midian vs Bossman
Midian vs Bossman - Bossman beat Midian cleanly ....1....2...3 and afterwards Undertaker and his clan (the ministry) came out and attacked Bossman and beat him. It looks like Bossman is the next victim of the Minstry of Darkness.
Tag Team Title Match
Tag Team Match: D-Lo Brown went up top for Sky High and was distracted by Debra. Ivory then went and had words with Debra and as that was going on Owen Hart clipped Henry's knee out from behind and Jarrett locked on the Figure Four and Henry submitted. Afterwards Ivory attacked Debra and ripped her jacket off.
Intercontinental Championship
Ken Shamrock vs Val Venis- Billy Gunn the special referee. Shamrock went for the ankle-lock and locked it on. Ryan Shamrock helped Venis get to the ropes and Shamrock went off on Ryan. He yelled at her and was smacked in the process. In the ring Venis then rolled up Shamrock for the 3 count. After that Gunn decked Venis and it looks like a 3 way feud for the IC Belt will climax at WM15
Mixed Tag Match
Mixed Tag Team Match: Kane and X-Pac and Chyna and HHH all battled to a war. Shane McMahon sweated threw the whole match as x-pac was laid out , outside the ring. Kane then came in the ring with the ref laid out and Chokeslammed HHH and then after the ref was revised Chyna covered HHH for the 3 count pinfall.
Mankind vs Rock
Rock vs Mankind - Great Match , lasted about 20 mins in length as they both battled to their feet. At the end a double chair shot knocked out both men for the 10 count sending the match into a Draw. Afterwards Rock and Mankind were both attended to by the WWF Officials.
Vince McMahon vs. Steve Austin In Steel Cage
[The winner of this match recieves the #1 Contendership to face Mankind, the current WWF Champion at WrestleMania XV.] -The match immediatley begins as McMahon taunts Austin from the outside of the ring. Austin runs outside to catch Vince, but Vince immediatley goes in. Austin then tries to climb over the top to get Vince, but falls and hurts his knee by twisting it. When Vince McMahon comes to check up on him, it appers that Austin was just playing possom and gives Vince a huge clothesline. He then begins to choke Vince with the eletrical cord and throws him into the table. Austin then throws McMahon over the railing and pours water on him. A while later, McMahon throws Austin into steel steps as Austin chases him through the crowd very high up. We then learn that this match isn't even officially started, because they never got into the ring at the same time. After coming back from the crowd, Ausitn throws him into the cage face first repeatedly. Both men climb to the top of the cage, and Vince McMahon falls from the top into and through the Spanish Announce Table. The paramedics come down and bring a stretcher with them. As the WWF puts a neck brace around Vince, Austin is similing in the ring, but Austin grabs the microphone before Howard Finkel can announce him the winner. Austin announces that he made guarantees that didn't happen yet. He says the match never started becasue they were never in the ring at the same time. He announces that he never did win. He asks if Vince McMahon is still breathing, and since he is he asks the crowd if he should finish Vince or not. He climbs with intensity over the top of the cage and jumps down, while everyone else is wheeling Vince to the back. He wheels the gourney back to the ring and tosses it directly into the cage. Austin then uses the yellow metal piece of the gourney to pumbell McMahon with. Austin rolls McMahon

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