Why I do NOT like sports entertainment…

I am a big wrestling fan. Every Monday evening I relive the same experience. I stop by the "kwiky mart" and pick up some beverages, drive to a friends apartment, watch wrestling. We flip back and forth between the channels trying to make sure we don't miss anything important. We argue about which wrestlers are the best. Unfortunately, our Monday night routine is being threatened as of late. Wrestling is being pre-empted and I am not referring to a dog show.
I watch wrestling because I like the violence. My friends watch wrestling because of the violence. My friends and I are MEN, we like violence. We do NOT spend out afternoons watching Guiding Light or Days of our Lives. I want to make this very clear - many people refer to wrestling as a "soap opera for men". I agree with that statement. I do not however, enjoy that WWF and WCW are trying to make these "soap opera's for men" more like the daytime versions.
I am sick of the growing number of skits we, the audience, are being subjected to. As soon as Terri Runnels and Jackie hit the scene I use the remote to flip to Nitro. When Undertaker attempted to embalm Austin, I was watching Nitro. When Mark Henry and Chyna went on their date, I was watching Nitro. When Scott Steiner pushed Kimberly out of the limo, I WISH I could have been watching Raw.
Let us not forget the "sport" part in "sports entertainment". The stories I like can be told in the ring. And that is the bottom-line, if you can smell what this roody-poo is baking…

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