NUMBER 10: Vince McMahon & Eric Bischoff
You two guys are not wrestlers. Do NOT book yourself as the winner of a
match against an actual worker. You devalue the entire industry and
every worker who has ever paid their dues.
NUMBER 9: HULK HOGAN
You were cool 15 years ago. Not anymore. You can still draw a crowd,
but that doesn't mean you should be the booker. Here is an idea, push
some talent younger than 40 years old. Do the business a service rather
than just feeding your ego.
NUMBER 8: MINISTRY OF DARKNESS
Hey, lets get a bunch of guys no one really cares about, latch them onto
one of the most boring mic workers and give them 20 minutes of camera
time each week. Good idea, it worked well for the N.W.O. black and
white.
NUMBER 7: KONNAN
I am not roudy-roudy, nor am I bowdy-bowdy. I honestly don't understand
how fans, whose Hispanic background is limited to a trip through "Taco
Bell" claim to be Rasa. Hey, can the music video!
NUMBER 6: KEVIN NASH
Put the book down Big Poochie! Nash didn't get really annoying until he
took over the "idea-guy" role. Now his face is on screen WAY too much.
You sucked when you were Diesel and you suck now.
NUMBER 5: KANE
Hey look its Undertaker without any noticeable personality! Minus 10
points for originality. Get your own gimmick. Quit living on the
coat-tails of the "most boring man in sports-entertainment".
NUMBER 4: GOLDBERG
3 moves, no mic skills, and no charisma = you suck! But, if as much as
I hate Bill
I wish he would thump Austin. Goldberg does not deserve anymore title
pushes. Bill needs to job to a few people to help get some other
athletes over.
NUMBER 3: UNDERTAKER
Mark Calloway is a tremendous athlete. Or rather, Mark used to be. We
can't tell because he is lost in this ministry crap. Hint: Do not open
your mouth, you bore the hell out of the living!
NUMBER 2: MANKIND
I don't care if he throws himself through 10 tables, gets hit with 20
chairs, and severes his own hand. Watching him get his butt beat week
in and week out gets old. Punch, kick, mandible claw doesn't cut it for
me.
NUMBER 1: "STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN
Thank god he has good mic skills because I have yet to see him actually
wrestle in a match I thought was any good. He has "limited" in ring
ability. He is not all that. He is the Hulk Hogan of the 90's - an
icon with no real talent.
Mark E. Matt
Merth Entertainment
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